Inject some humor into your wardrobe with the shirt no one asked for—but everyone needs. Featuring our jacked, unapologetic pig mascot in full American flag speedo glory, this design is a bold statement for degenerates, gym rats, and Ozempic survivors alike. Whether you’re on your wellness arc or just here for the laughs, this tee is peak unapologetic absurdity.
🔹 Premium fit
🔹 Soft, breathable cotton
🔹 Printed in the USA
🔹 Guaranteed to make your uncle uncomfortable at Thanksgiving
Perfect for:
Gym bros with a sense of humor
Ozempic warriors
D20 degenerates
Proud patriots who love pigs in tight clothes
🚨 Warning: May cause unsolicited grunts of approval.
Product features - Shoulder tape for stability and comfort. - No side seams for a sleek, attractive look. - Ribbed knit collar retains its shape. - Made from strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. - Ethically sourced and Oeko-Tex certified for safety.
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
