This relaxed-fit tee speaks in playful, anxious honesty. Bold hand-lettering in pastel chalk hues reads “I have to say weird stuff or I’ll die,” a cheeky confession for people who lean into awkward humor, neurodivergent pride, or late-night rambling. The soft, midweight cotton drapes easily, letting the statement sit front-and-center without shouting. Wear it to low-key hangouts, coffee-shop writing sessions, or panels where you’d rather be honest than polished — it feels like a private joke that welcomes strangers into the punchline.
Product features
- Midweight 180 g/m² cotton body — breathable year-round comfort
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean, eco-conscious build
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and resist stretching
- DTG/DTF printed lettering for crisp, multicolor pastel details
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® certified fabric for itch-free, ethically produced wear
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
