“Therapy But Cheaper” Tee
Why spend hundreds unpacking your problems when you can violently slice a ball into the woods for 4 hours instead?
The “Therapy But Cheaper” tee is built for golfers running purely on caffeine, denial, and unresolved emotional damage. Featuring a vintage-inspired distressed design with bold collegiate lettering and a clean golf logo centerpiece, this shirt blends country club style with absolute mental instability.
Finished with the painfully honest tagline:
“18 Holes and Unresolved Issues.”
Perfect for:
- Golf addicts
- Weekend rage golfers
- Dads with anger management “under control”
- People one bad putt away from a breakdown
- Anyone using hobbies as emotional support
Classic golf aesthetic.
Questionable coping mechanism.
Elite combo.
Because sometimes healing is temporary…
but a perfectly flushed drive lasts forever.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors — medium-weight (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for reduced waste and a smooth fit
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/neck labels and DTG for main artwork, ensuring crisp, detailed prints
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; tear-away label and ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
